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Why not get all the late night hosts together and they can create their block of Late Night, well, something. LNTV will run 4 hours a night. The first 2 hours will be hosted by Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien and David Letterman, collectively. The show begins with the  Top 10 list of why NBC sucks followed by extended versions of “Jaywalking” and “In the Year 3000″ guaranteed to put everybody to sleep before the last hour long extravaganza of “Stupid Pet Tricks“.

Hour#3: Jimmy Kimmel, Carson Daly and Jimmy Fallon will fight it out in a triple threat match, every night. George Lopez will be the referee and Craig Furguson will appear every few minutes to beat someone with a steel chair. The final hour is dead air, you know, just like Jay Leno’s prime time experiment.

Sadly, LNTV will have above average ratings. Though, this will lead to much infighting. Then, they will all be pooped on by Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Thus, leaving us with 4 hours of brain rot TV sure to make anybody put a gun in their mouth.

This sad little trip through the late night twilight zone was brought to you by the letter W, for: Who gives a rats ass!

The whole thing reeks of a late night skit gone horribly wrong. Though it’s ripe for SNL to have fun with at their own networks expense. Shame it won’t be done with a better cast of comedians though.

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